Wednesday, October 17, 2007

And for something a little lighter

Today, Sweetie McPie explores the intricacies of nutmeat.

Pecans vs. Walnuts

Pecans: tiny bike helmets for the Alien
Walnuts: emaciated Thanksgiving turkeys

Pecans: brain
Walnuts: big Einstein brain

Pecans: have PEE in the name
Walnuts: have NUTS in the name

Pecans: french - Pecan
Walnuts: french - Grenoble

Pecans: topographically like the Shield near Lake Superior
Walnuts: topographically unlike anything I have hiked on

Pecans: could be disguised almonds
Walnuts: didn't dress up for Hallowe'en

Pecans: the Phantom
Walnuts: the Elephant Man

Pecans: in terms of scrotum reaction - cold lake
Walnuts: in terms of scrotum reaction - hot, humid day

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Pecans=yummy
Walnuts=bitter

Trixie said...

you guys are nutty.

(i'm in the pecan camp)